Every once in a while, you come upon a website that restores your faith in the internet. For me, dear readers, this website is the sarcastic and dry-humored Suri's Burn Book. Penned in the voice of one of the most spoiled kids in Hollywood*, Suri’s Burn Book “burns” all the other little tykes in LA and New York and, on occasion, her Scientology loving ‘rents, TomKat.
Violet Affleck? With her lemonade stands and ponytails, she is too “normal.” The Jolie-Pitt kids? Crazy town. Harper Beckham? Such a baby. But Suri holds her most pointed critiques for the little gal that stole her thunder and her BFF Oprah Winfrey: Blue Ivy Carter. With a birth announcement in a six page spread in People Magazine and a rap song written in her honor by her dad, Jay-Z, Blue has yet to be seen in public and little Suri is afraid she’s stealing some of her limelight. Girl, please.
Suri’s Burn Book is the brainchild of Allie Hagan, a 25-year-old employee of a Washington DC consulting firm. Can’t get enough of Suri’s celebrity commentary? Follow her on twitter and look for her book,
*Come on, you know it’s true. What other six year old wears faux mink coats and high heels…at the same time?!